Conversation this evening while my daughter was toodling with the calendar feature on her cell phone:
Me: Oh, what day is my birthday this year?
Daughter: On a Thursday.
Me: Gee, how old will I be this year??
Daughter: I dunno.
Me (to husband): Honey, how old will I be?
Me: 45?!?!??!?!?!??! I thought I was 45 already!! I’ve been telling everyone I’m 45 right now! Are you sure?!?!
Husband: Positive. You’re 44 right now, you’ll be 45 on your birthday.
Me: OMG!!! I’ll be a year younger this year!!
Husband: Well, they say that memory is the first to go.
Here’s one for you old timers. ;)