I found a very cute website called Cybersalt. Thanks to Renee for finding this gem! Some of these stories I found hilarious!! And you know I just HAVE to share, because sharing makes you feel good inside, right?
Here are some I found especially funny:
Things Moms Would Never Say
~ “How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?”
~ “Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too”
~ “Just leave all the lights on . . . it makes the house look more cheery”
~ “Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it’s good for another week”
~ “Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I’ll be glad to feed and walk him every day”
~ “Well, if Timmy’s mom says it’s okay, that’s good enough for me.”
~ “The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It’s not like I’m running a prison around here.”
~ “I don’t have a tissue with me . . . just use your sleeve”
~ “Don’t bother wearing a jacket. The wind chill is bound to improve”
First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I’d locked my keys in the car. But the last straw was learning that roadside service couldn’t get a locksmith to me for at least two hours. Finally the guy showed, looking exhausted.
As he struggled with my door, I joked, “Do those Slim Jim tools come in purse-size?”
“Yeah,” he muttered. “They’re called keys.”
A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.
She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?”
Smiling the boy replied, “I think I would be too polite to mention it.”
This one I found on the Internet. It’s HILARIOUS!!!
The Pope and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi were on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope said, “Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.”
Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, “One little wave of your hand, and all people will rejoice forever?? Show me”, she said.
..so the Pope slapped her.
6. October 2009 at 5:30 pm
LOL! That last one is hysterical! I’m envious of that pope; that’s just what I would want to do to Pelosi!
;)
8. October 2009 at 5:25 pm
Oh, you’re welcome… any time ;)
Hilarious one about the keys!!
Oh. My. Gosh. I love the one about Nancy Pelosi!!! Perfect!