I Have Never…

August 31, 2012


Vanilla wrote an interesting blog post this morning, entitled, “I Have Never.” It included a list of popular things of our culture that he has never done. It got me thinking, and I thought it would make a nice meme for a Friday. Here’s my own list of things that I have never done:

I have never seen American Idol, reality TV, or Dancing with the Stars, or any of those other shows.

I have never smoked a cigarrette, taken illegal drugs, or been drunk.

I have never used coarse swear words.

I have never had a tattoo.

I have never gotten a traffic ticket.

I have never skiied.

I have never been to a sports arena and never watched a sports game.

I have never bowled. I have never played golf.

I have never bought Tupperware. Or Scentsy. Or Mary Kay. I think I bought something from Avon 30 years ago.

I have never had a manicure, a pedicure, or a massage. I never will.

That’s all I can think of right now. How about you? What have your peers done that you haven’t done?

3 Responses to “I Have Never…”

  1. vanilla Says:

    Well done. I’d say you are living well, treating yourself and others with respect. I would have to admit I have done the sports things, except for skiing.

  2. lin Says:

    I’d say you are missing out on some good stuff there, pally. I’d re-think the manicure, pedicure and massage thing.

  3. Rena Says:

    Yes you need to rethink the massage thing!!!!

    I have only had a professional massage once (it was a gift) and it was so wonderful and relaxing, words can not even describe it. I felt the pain go away, the stress go away, the tension go away…it was awesome. :luvs:

    I have never had a professional manicure or pedicure but heard a pedicure is awesome. So, would like to get my sis to go with me soon. :beebop:

    If you do change your mind about a pedicure or massage then let me know and we can go together (sometimes they have pretty good deals). :frolic: