Oh, the things we do on long road trips.
Besides ranting at traffic and inventing new crayon colors, We also come up with goofy memes. Like this one: Scents That Never Made It to the Grocery Aisle. Here are some of our favorites!
Morning Paper After the Rain (Can’t you just smell it now?)
Turnips and Dirt (the son has been gardening the previous day)
Fresh Fertile Farmland (mmmm mmmmm)
Old Spiced Leather
Gourmet Garlic and Onion Mist
Burnt Toast — now with Hint of Cinnamon! (evokes memories of my younger years, yes!)
Pepper Spray (to knock out even the most repulsive odors)
Green Flatulence Mist for pets (beat the dogs at their own game)
This Old House Scent (we removed our 100+year old windows this week, and boy, this scent was everywhere)
Timeless Plaster and Lathe (for the nostalgia lover, whoever you are)
Scores of Spores
Dirty Irish Moss
Eau de Wrestler
Road Crew Bouquet
Sweaty Italian Mobster
Gymnasium Summer Salts
Diesel Truck Delight
What scents can you think of?