Stealing the Alpha Meme

I saw this stolen meme at Dancing in Midlife Tune (she stole it from some who’d stolen it, too) and decided to steal it for my blog. Why knock a totally good tradition? Feel free to pass it on!

Sunday Stealing: The Alpha Meme

My roommate and I once: agreed on something. I can’t remember what it was, but I’m sure we did. Just that one time, though.

Never in my life have I: taken illegal drugs.

High school was: hell. It’s why I homeschool.

When I’m nervous: I get very quiet. I may even go skulk in my room and hide under my blankets. :cwy:

My hair: was once dark, thick, and wavy. It’s thinner now, but it’s still luxurious enough to be my only beauty.

When I was 5: I got a new step-dad, three lousy (literally– lousy as in lots of louses) step-brothers, and moved far away from my beloved grandma. I also moved to a new school while halfway through kindergarten. Yuk, age 5 stunk.

When I turn my head left: I can wink at my husband on his computer.

I should be: making coffee.

By this time next year: uhhh… I’ll be a year older? Very uncreative, but how should I know what will happen this time next year??

My favorite aunt is: I don’t have any aunts! I never even had cousins! Well, not until I met my dad’s side of the family a couple of years ago, and I only met them 3x. And I ain’t saying who’s favorite.

I have a hard time understanding: men and dogs. No wait, scratch that; I think the problem is I understand them too much. Yeah.

You know I like you if: I invite you in to have coffee.

My ideal breakfast is: *guess* COFFEE! (How many times have I mentioned that in this meme?! OMG)

If you visit my home town: You’ll be appalled at how shabby the yards are. I’ve petitioned the town to build us sidewalks and plant some trees, and for God’s sake, enforce the Litter Law around here!! Gah! :bangwall:

If you spend the night at my house: You’ll wake up with a wet, cold, pink nose in your face– a nose attached to hungry Siamese at the other end.

The animal I would like to see flying besides birds: uhhhhh…*clueless* *furrows brow* Platypuses!

I shouldn’t have been: so focused on my looks and my hair as a young lady; just live your life and be happy with who God made you to be. By age 60, no one will care how you look, anyway….

Last night I: read the book of Ezra. In the Bible. Fascinating!!

A better name for me would be: *no idea how to answer this one*

I’ve been told I look like: Phoebe Cates (when I was younger); oddly enough, this is the exact same answer that Dancing in Midlife Tune gave! We must look somewhat alike!!

If I could have any car, it would be: A zippy sedan. I don’t know anything about car names and models… just something that’s good on gas and goes BLAZING FAST!

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