Top Ten Signs You’ve Had Too Much Coffee

September 15, 2011

Fun

So. How do you rate?

1. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

2. You lick your coffeepot clean.

3. You’re the employee of the month at the local coffee house and you don’t even work there!

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4. You can jump-start your car without cables.

5. You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

6. When you find a penny, you say, “Find a penny, pick it up! Sixty-three more, I’ll have a cup.”

7. Instant coffee takes too long.

8. You name your cats “Cream” and “Sugar.”

9. Your lips are permanently stuck in a sipping position.

10. You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

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8 Responses to “Top Ten Signs You’ve Had Too Much Coffee”

  1. Mike Says:

    Haha! My favorite one is number 3. I love coffee, though Monster takes preeminence in my book. šŸ˜‰

  2. Rena Says:

    Hahahahaha, I love these!!!!!!!

  3. Wendy Says:

    Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh!

  4. Kristel Says:

    Those signs are so funny!!

  5. Secondary Roads Says:

    Certainly number 1 is true. In my case, it doesn’t mean too much coffee. Rather, it indicates how truly desperate is my need for that life-giving elixir of life. šŸ™‚